Sean Lightholder’s Pumpkin Ales: Guest Post, 3 Beers

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Shipyard produced two pumpkin beer this year. In an earlier post I reviewed their imperial
pumpkin ale. Pumpkin head, their “regular” pumpkin “ale with natural flavor added” is the
16th of the 2014 pumpkin beer I’ve reviewed.
Let’s just get it right out: after a few sips, this beer was poured down the drain. It smelled
of stale, bad, beer and a horrible sour, ester­y weirdness grappled with a very ill­advised
dose of (what tasted like) cinnamon water for control of my tastebuds. There was no
pumpkin. Oh how I wish there had been no beer.

While I applaud the presence of Paul Revere, er, Icabod Crane, er, the headless
horseman on their label I cannot recommend you drink this beer.

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Coors’ fake craft brew company “Blue Moon” is the next in our lineup of 2014 pumpkin
beer with their Harvest Pumpkin Ale.
I have to say, the only thing classier than pretending to be a craft brewery is a twist­off
bottle cap. Glancing apologetically at my collection of bottle openers, I reluctantly
wrenched open the first “extra fancy” (i.e., Blue Moon) Coors beer cap and poured it into
glass. It smelled good. Definite pumpkin aromas with some clove and spice wafted up. As
the beer crested my tongue a maltiness began…and then suddenly went all wrong. A
funny chemical taste and mild sourness gasped into being and then faded away. As I let
the drink warm, it got worse. There was an odd viscousness to the beer I didn’t
recognize…but mostly, it just didn’t taste very good. I was surprised to find it smelled nice
and also that the flaws evident in this beer were very different from some of the actual
craft brews with flaws. What kind of issues do you have when you make beer at the scale
of the largest single­site brewery on the planet? I honestly don’t know. But, if I’m going to
drink small­batch craft beer, I’ll do that and if I’m going to drink Coors, I think I’ll stick to
Coors and not bother with their bizarre attempt to pretend to be a craft brewery.
This is a good beer to drink if you don’t actually like craft beer, but feel like maybe you’re
supposed to.

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Anheiser­Busch’s fake craft brew company “Shock Top” is eighteenth in our series of pumpkin beer with their Shocktop Pumpkin Wheat: A Belgian­style wheat ale brewed with pumpkin and spices.I have to admit to a controversial distaste for Belgian yeast. I also (perhaps less controversially) dislike wheat beer. Combining Belgian yeast with a wheat beer and then have it made by Budweiser sounded abysmal. Throwing in a “low calorie” and a “with pomegranate and acai berries” could be the only way to make it worse. Nevertheless, in the name of Simon Says I persisted, twisting off the cap and reluctantly decanting the straw­colored product into a glass.

The first thing I noticed dipping my nose over the glass was an almost odorless beer; no spice, no hop aroma. Then, sipping, an absolute lack of pumpkin or spice flavors. Surprisingly, the gamey Belgian yeast flavor one would expect from a Belgian beer was also absent. Continuing to surprise me, the slick viscosity of wheat one expects from awheat beer….also missing. Swallowing, I was surprised to find a remarkably clean,vaguely malty palate with no discernible aftertaste. The beer was cold, the weather was hot, I was eating salty snacks and I finished the glass without noticing what I was doing. It tasted like…nothing. Absolutely nothing. This may be the most complicated presentation for a tasteless beer I’ve ever seen. This would be the perfect beer to buy if you like regular Budweiser, but you prefer to pay a bit more when doing so.

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12th Abbey, three new beers from Trim

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12th Abbey have just launched on to the Irish market with a trio of beers. I picked them up in Egan’s, Portlaoise. The design of the labels is classic and simple and suggests beers that don’t mess around. The first I tried was the Irish Pale Ale. Unfortunately I think I may have gotten a bad bottle as the main thing I was tasting was burnt toffee. I’ll have to try it again. I had better luck with the next two.

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I had the Altered Amber with a roast chicken dinner and they worked really well together. It’s a a hoppy amber and that’s the way I like ’em!

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Last but not least I had the Raven Stout.  It has lots of mocha in the aroma and the taste. It’s a fine example of a stout. Sláinte!
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Ps: I almost forgot, I had some of the stout with a slice of Parkin cake, it’s a treacle and oatmeal recipe from the north of England, the combination was delicious!

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Sean Lightholder’s Pumpkin Ales: Guest Post No. 15

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The 15th beer in our 2014 pumpkin beer lineup is the original pumpkin beer: the draught version of Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin beer as tweaked each year by master brewer Mike Manty.

I wrote in my first post about Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin ale and have already reviewed the 2014 bottled version in a subsequent post. To come is a longer piece about my conversation with Mike about Buffalo Bill’s Brewpub. This post is just about the 2014 draught version of Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Beer.

I have to admit, I was a bit nervous. Back in 2001 I remember the pumpkin beer at Buffalo Bills as being so good I must have made the 1.5-hour round trip a dozen times from Berkeley to fill my growler. Since then, things have not been at the same level. 2012 was acceptable, but one growler fill was enough. Last year was much the same. Then, just to complicate things, the bottled version of Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Beer I tried last year was downright awful. It turns out that was not the fault of the recipe: in 2012 there were problems so serious at Pyramid Brewing’s contract brew center (where Buffalo Bill’s bottled pumpkin is brewed) that other Pyramid beer were pulled from taps and, afterwards, the entire brew system was dismantled.

But even accounting for the failings of the past, regular Simon Says followers know that I found this year’s bottled product underwhelming.
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So, here am I, chatting with Mike, an affable, amazingly hospitable, super-friendly and profoundly sensible brewer, standing in his brewpub having the craíc before the place fills up with punters, talking about brewing and local bay area beer lore, telling him about having loved this brewery and this beer for so many years…all the while worried that what I was about to drink might not be sublime. But the thing is, this dude is so down to earth, I made a silent promise to myself that I was going to be honest. It was the least I could do – tell him what I really thought.

Nervous? That’s a bit of an understatement. That first pint of draft pumpkin beer at Buffalo Bill’s poured out and I glanced nervously toward the brewery to see if Mike was watching. I’m ashamed to say I was hoping that I might be able to have my reaction to the beer privately. If I didn’t like it, I didn’t know if I’d have the guts to tell him. I eyed the exit and contemplated whether I could just slink out of the pub without him noticing I’d left.

Casey, excellent barkeep that she is, enthusiastically confirmed the first keg of pumpkin beer of the year had been tapped, filled my glass, and placed the fresh, foaming glass of beer on a mat in front of me.

“Hey, is that the pumpkin?” the guy next to me asked. “I didn’t know they had that on yet!”

“Yeah,” I confirmed, “This is the first pint, I think.”

“Hunh!” he responded, nodding and not taking his eyes off me.

Great: an audience.

I pulled the pint glass close and that second I knew that things had taken a very, very good turn. A waft of spice from the glass heartened me, so I drank. The malt…oh, the biscuity, creamy, roasted goodness I experienced was akin to a mouthful of milk. This year’s batch has just the right amount of spice, manifest in the aroma, sure, but not the first thing you notice as you sip. The sip greets the tongue with a beautiful malt profile that, just before the tannins kick in, get swiftly mediated by a mellowing pumpkin flavor that washes past leaving only an earthy memory of cinnamon. This is a big-swallowing, fill-your-mouth-and-close-your-eyes-until-it’s-over kind of pint. Speaking of which, that first pint went WAY too fast.

“Good?” asked my neighbor.

“Oh yeah,” I replied.

“I’ll have one of those,” he said, motioning to Casey.

You should too.

Buffalo Bill’s Brewpub in Hayward, California is open 7 days a week from 11am-10pm. If you show up early, you might catch Mike among the brew tanks – tell him I sent ya.

This beer is well worth the trip to the brewpub in Hayward. Bring a growler (or buy one on premise), you’ll want to take this one home to share with your friends.

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The Three Tun Tavern’s Real Ale Festival

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Wetherspoon’s Three Tun Tavern in Blackrock are having an International Real Ale Festival, it started Friday and is running til November 2nd. I saw the choice of Ale the moment I stepped inside the door and was very impressed.

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Buuuuut, there was only a choice of five beers from that selection. I am relatively ignorant about cask ale but I do know that it has to be fresh so that would explain why everything wasn’t on at the one time! 

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I started with a trio of thirds, Two Bird’s Golden Ale, Val Dieu’s Abbaye Blonde and Brew Moon’s Real Antipodean Ale. All of the Ales were brewed for Wetherspoon’s in English breweries. Of the three I liked the Two Birds best and the other two weren’t bad at all.

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We had some food, the chicken wings were probably the best dish, my wife wouldn’t touch her cod and chips as the batter was soggy underneath.

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Then I had a half of John Willies 100 which was a properly malty ale, a nice warm beer.

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And I finished with a Wicked Weed Freak of Nature, a 7.5% Double IPA that was only being served in halves. I really enjoyed it and would recommend it. The beer was fantastic value at €2.50  a pint so the total cost of the beer I had was €5! So Three Tun Tavern, I’ll be back for the beer, but I’ll be be eating beforehand. Sláinte!

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Sean Lightholder’s Pumpkin Ales: Guest Posts 13 & 14

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13th in the series of 2014 pumpkin beer is Anderson Valley’s Fall Hornin’. A take on their boonting slogan “bahl hornin’,” (meaning “good drinking”) this second pumpkin beer from Anderson Valley is far less extreme than their big, bourbon­barrel ale (Pinchy Jeek Barl). Surprisingly dark­hued (21 SRM), this frothy ale has a nice, cushiony head and a spice­forward character. Without much aromatic character to speak of, this may be the most satisfying of the year’s offerings in terms of providing a decent ale with just enough spice and pumpkin to give it a strong “harvest” character without being too far afield from what a decent north­west­style ale flavor profile should deliver on. It comes in cans, and that seems to have served it well to protect it from defects as it pours fresh and crisp, drinkably smooth with definite, but subtle, pumpkin flavors combining with a pleasant amount of hop bitterness edged by clove/cinnamon spice flavors. This would be an excellent beer to serve at a halloween party. Toss the orange, bat-adorned cans into a cooler of ice to show your dedication to seasonal craft brew (while handily dodging any chance of broken glass beer bottles) while you’re helping the kids carve their pumpkins.

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Pumpkick from New Belgium Brewing is 14th in the lineup of 2014 pumpkin brews. Aside from the fact that it sounds like a Zumba move, the honey­hued (12 SRM) Pumpkick is a fascinating, drinkable cocktail of a beer. A nutmeg odor greets the nose as you move over the glass and a bright, surprisingly refreshing tart character promotes distinctly pumpkin flavors across your tongue. The source of that tartness? Cranberry juice. Without veering too far off the profile of beer, New Belgium has managed to leverage fruit, squash, and spice in a deft move to achieve something modern brewers often use hops or yeast for to bring out and enhance a beer’s natural malt character. Does it taste like beer? Definitively, yes. But its brightness is almost culinary ­ adding an angle to the beer’s flavor one wouldn’t normally expect from your average pint of suds.

This would be an excellent beer to share with friends who “don’t like beer” to show them what a beer’s palate can sustain without going too far afield from what a beer lover enjoys about barley juice. The tartness and complex flavors at play would make this an excellent drink to pair with fruit, salads, or pudding.

 

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